1971 Ford Custom 500

Turbo Ken Car
around 1984
Painted Turbo Car Driver Side Painted Turbo Car Hood Painted Turbo Car Passanger Side
around 1987

My first car. Purchased around 1983 for $750 or so. A reliable vehicle that I learned quite a lot from. I put about 100k miles on it, and a few scrapes. While the water pump had a minor leak, I loaned it to my brother (after warning him). He drove it until there was no water in the radiator for about 20 miles. I continued to drive the car about 6k more miles, but the block was cracked. I sold it (still running) for parts to an enthusiast for $250.

I switched manifolds, carbs, and rebuilt the engine. I changed the springs, shocks, anti-roll bars, wheels, tires, and added many gauges and aerodynamic accessories. A good friend convinced me to put on a large blue sticker from pep-boys that said 'turbo'. This was in 1983, and is where my nickname came from. After a few minor scrapes some very artistic folks that were rock-climbing with me decided they needed to spray paint the car. 10 different colors. Quite unique. About 190 HP at the rear wheels thanks to a 351W and a FMX auto trans.

1968 Oldsmobile 442

A killer fast vehicle. As purchased, it had a 4 speed M-20 trans, and a 455 Olds engine that put out 320 or 340 HP at the wheels. I decided I needed more, and switched the cam and intake manifold. Now I have over 400 HP at the rear wheel (limit of dyno) at 4800 RPM. Now I needed more traction. I decided to get a Torsen diff. Problem is they didn't go in the GM 12 bolt that I had. I had a Ford 9" fabricated for my car by Currie Brothers. Quite an improvement. Needed better braking, so I got 16*9 Gotti 3 piece modular wheels and 4 wheel disk brakes (4 piston all around eventually). Got a Doug Nash 5 speed trans, and a McLeod street-twin clutch and could go 140 MPH with 2 cylinders misfiring. Got Herb Adams VSE anti-roll bars (1 5/16 or so in the front, and 1 1/2 in the back). Got new springs and shocks. I could drive Willow Springs International Raceway in 4th gear in 2 minutes, 4 seconds (a 9 turn track). Lotsa improvements courtesy of Jim Robinson (several time Winston West NASCAR champion) before he had an argument with a wall at Phoenix International Raceway (bumped from the rear while in 1st place).

I got some nice seats and 6 point belts in the front. Added 6 gauges, a new steering wheel, and a nice stereo. A power steering rack from LEE. Lota other goodies. A free-lance socialist (thief) decided to liberate it from its cruel oppressor (me). RIP.

197? Ford Station Wagon

Purchased for $1. Charged the battery, added some trans fluid and gas, and drove it home over the freeway about 25 miles. Removed the front seat, and a few other goodies (to install in my 1971 Ford), and sold to Pick-A-Part for about $80 (I gave 1/2 back to the folks I bought it from).

1986 Shelby CSX s/n 3

shelby csx

My first new car. Purchased after I realized my Ford's engine was cracked. This car is a limited production vehicle made by Shelby Automotive. A friend had a GLHS, and I decided I wanted a Shelby also. 175 HP, and front wheel drive. Handled ok. 4 wheel disk brakes. The throttle steer is interesting as is the turbo lag.

I got the Shelby stage II computer (smog legal), which increased the horsepower to around 213 or so, and I bought Eibach variable rate springs, and new shocks. A few more gauges (like a pyrometer), and some new seats and 6 point belts. Quite a fun car.

At about 120k miles the head developed a some cracks between the intake and exhaust valve. This is a high-stress area, since it gets really hot, and cracks are common here. I decided to get a rebuilt engine, with lots of Mopar (now called Direct Connection) fast parts, including the 'Super-60' parts. The new engine put out around 250 HP! Unfortunately the Super-60 head, Mopar's best, had a casting porosity between the number one combustion chamber and the coolant passage. It took the very wily folks at Tuttle-Click Dodge awhile to figure it out. Less wily folks were sure it was the head gasket...

After gluing the crack didn't work (gluing is done to SuperStock drag big-block heads with good success), a new head was fabricated with similar flow characteristics. Again, things were good....

Unfortunately, while the compression was going into the coolant system, some water was also going into the combustion chamber. Too much water. Toasted the crank bearings, and the piston came to know the head much too intimately. Time for engine #3, along with custom forged pistons, as the different piston sizes available is pretty poor. A fast car again....

It turns out that the 'Super-60' cam has a heat treatment problem. The guys at Mopar Performance deny it, but it is a well known problem. But it wasn't known to me at the time of engine #3. So my cam went flat. It started out pretty subtle, but things got worse and worse. Fortunately, it was caught before major damage. Time for engine #4. No Super-60 cam, no Super-60 heat. I had the well-respected folks at Dick Landy Enterprises do the engine. They seemed friendly enough, and competent, however it took them at least 5 months to rebuild the engine. Some of this isn't their fault as they were waiting for parts, but still, an inexcusable delay. Soon everything will be back together and I will be speed racer again.

1997 Toyota Tacoma 4wd

After scraping the underside of my CSX numerous times on my offroad excursions, to the point where I had to replace the 'K' sub-frame, I decided I wanted a 4 wheel drive vehicle. The question was which one. I did lotsa research. One requirement was that I be able to sleep in the back in reasonable comfort. Now one can sleep in almost any car that has reclining seats, and I have done it. I decided I wanted some comfort. I am 5'11" or so, and no mid sized sport-utility was large enough. I tried the Toyota 4runner as well Jeep Grand Cherokee. I am sure I would fit in the back of a Damler-Benz Unimog, but the top speed around 50 MPH was unacceptable for someone named 'turbo', as well as for cross-country trips.

So I decided that I needed a pick-up truck. Plenty of room in the bed to sleep, hence the name 'bed'. A good thing, as pick-up trucks are notably cheaper than so called 'sport-utility' vehicles. No pickup was available with full time 4wd as well as a low gear in the transfer case, which is something that I wanted, after seeing the Grand Cherokee in action. I had humble needs. I needed something reliable (after seeing all the problems of a friends Grand Cherokee), gobs of power, terrific traction, and great ground clearance.

It turns out that the Tacoma V6 has 190 HP, which is a higher power-to-weight than anything except a Syclone (which didn't have a low in the transfer case). It also turns out that the Tacoma can drive over a 12" thick log (it doesn't have 12" of ground clearance around the tires. Some friends have had Toyota trucks and except for the 3.0 V6 head gasket fiasco, they have been quite reliable. So I decided to get a Tacoma. Of course they were not available with the options that I wanted. I wanted AC, manual windows, manual locks, bucket seats, the all weather guard package (heavy duty battery, starter, wiper motor, rain channel windshield), 31" wheels, manual hubs, xtra-cab, and ABS.

It turns out that ABS does not shut off as far as I can tell, when in 4wd. I also really wanted the Toyota *locking* diff (this is an electric locker), because the LD option is merged with the 4WD. 4WD is a pox, and it means 4 wheel demand. What that really means is an ADD aka automatic disconnect differential. The front axles are always turning, and there is some vacuum-like device the hooks everything together when the time is right. I wanted a standard diff case in the front so I could one day put in a real diff, as well as manual hubs, so I would *know* when things were hooked up.

So how did I get the options that I wanted? Drive to Alaska or some civilized place with reasonable options? No, I ordered the truck. This is a very tricky process at least for most Toyota dealers who are basically clueless. However, wherever there are morons, someone is bound to stand out, and (with some help) I was able to find someone who was competent, in a sea of morons. See Car Dealers for more details.

The truck is not perfect. There is some wind noise (probably from the factory air deflector). The pedal makes an odd noise when the cruise control is on, and it is not under tension. Overall, I am quite happy with the truck.

 

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